1. Last week I was almost-but-not-quite finished reading Ruled Britannica by Harry Turtledove. I enjoyed this book for the following reasons: 1) Shakespeare quotations and references, as there were plenty of characters drawn straight from the plays; 2) Lope de Vega and how he was both a doppelganger and foil to Shakespeare; 3) the fictitious Shakespeare as an absentminded worrier and sometimes coward who was still able to write his plays; 4) the setting of a Spanish-occupied Britain that is ready to fight back; 5) the details of the setting, like who can speak Spanish and how well or badly, whether someone reflexively makes the sign of the cross or not, the supporting characters of clowns and witches, and all the beautifully described scenes set in the theater.
That said, I skimmed quite a bit of the middle of this book, which was about 600 pages long, which was about 25% too long, according to my longstanding and well-entrenched opinion about very long books. Multivolume series, yes. Giant single volume doorstoppers, no. On the other hand, Shakespeare as a reluctant double-agent effecting social change with his plays! So I’m happy I read this alternate history designed especially to appeal to Shakespeare geeks.
2. Then I read The Raven in the Foregate and The Rose Rent by Ellis Peters, which make books 12 and 13 of the Brother Cadfael series. In separate, terrible ways, both of them spoil the plot egregiously and unforgivably. See, the thing about Brother Cadfael is the books rarely open with a corpse and sometimes aren’t about a murder at all. So when the cover–the cover!–says, “Who killed ___ and left the body under the hacked rose tree?”–and then this doesn’t happen until about page 80 of 220? Righteous outrage. Evidently in addition to not reading the back of the books, I can no longer look at the front.
Nevertheless, I adore these books and particularly liked the character Judith from The Rose Rent, as well as enjoying the cast of familiar characters: of course the sheriff Hugh Beringar, and Sister Magdalen who is the nun version of Brother Cadfael in cleverness, and Abbot Radulfus who is no fool either. Someday I will write a long Ode to the Mystery Series, enumerating all the ways I love thee. But meanwhile, let it suffice to say I will be reading more of these in the near future.
3. And I tossed into the mix April Lady by Georgette Heyer. In this one, the romantic protagonists are already married but estranged because even though they secretly married each other for love, they never told each other and believe they married each other for position, wealth, or beauty. And so Nell has to keep Cardross from finding out that she has debts because otherwise she will never be able to persuade him that she loves him and not his money.
Meanwhile, they have to corral Cardross’s sister Lettie, who is set on ruining herself and their reputation through her headstrong determination to elope, and Nell’s brother Dysart, who is set on ruining himself and their reputation through his headstrong determination to gamble away a fortune he doesn’t have. In classic romantic comedy style, everything could be easily resolved by the concerned parties sitting down and telling each other the truth–but then it wouldn’t be hilarious.
4. And, hey, I also didn’t finish three other books. I stopped reading The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert at 60% because super creepy fairy tale horror with cannibalism and someone’s throat getting cut. I stopped reading Machine Man by Max Barry at 50 pages because the protagonist who wanted to perfect himself by converting his body gradually into a machine just seemed like he had serious mental problems. I stopped reading The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon at 30% because I thought it was about clairvoyants trying to hide from the police in futuristic London, but it was actually about clairvoyants enslaved by aliens who fed on their auras while fighting beasts from the rift.